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Massive Champion

Getdown Services

Aug 14, 202638 minBreakfast Records

  • Electronic
  • Experimental
  • Rock
  • Dance-punk
  • Punk rock
  • Art punk

Fuses funk-heavy bass, electronic hooks, rough punk energy, and danceable momentum with conversational vocals. Transforms everyday humiliations into humorous class commentary through concise, abrasive forms.

1
Poor Bannister
2:36
2
I Can't Die Like That
2:31
3
Probiotic
2:32
4
Cha Cha Slide
2:50
5
The RadiatorE
3:38
6
The Definitive MapE
3:15
7
A Crazy Story
1:58
8
What's On Your Mind?
3:30
9
Stop Living
4:07
10
No One Likes Me
2:29
11
Check The Definition
3:08
12
LentilsE
3:08
13
600 Dance LessonsE
2:08

Critic reviews

  • PopMatters: 9/10by Steve Horowitz
    Sep 16, 2026

    The voices on the album remind one of what one already knows as a living, breathing consumer in the wasteland of Western society.